Why Girls Think Guys Are Dicks

2006-05-11T01:00:00.000-04:00

Okay, I've had a monkey on my back ever since I broke up with her. She would call me every night and it would get really annoying. So, eventually when she would end up calling multiple times a day I would tell her off and she would ignore me for about a week and a half. Keep in mind that her annoying me meant that I didn't have her calling me all the time, I NEVER called her unless she made it sound serious. This happened in a cycle for about a year and a few months. Pretty sure I won't have to worry about her anymore.

Note: she is labeled as "Y" I am "X." Also, many other names have been changed to obnoxious obviously fake mad pimp retarded bullshit names.

Y (2:40:37 PM): hey
X (2:40:49 PM): what?
Y (2:40:57 PM): did you get my message on facebook
X (2:41:06 PM): yeah, I did
Y (2:41:19 PM): so......
X (2:41:36 PM): so, what?
Y (2:41:48 PM): what's it about
Y (2:41:52 PM): you say i don't tell you everything
Y (2:42:00 PM): and i just didn't know what that was all about
X (2:42:21 PM): god, it's good that you are really acting like a true stalker
Y (2:42:27 PM): what the fudge
X (2:42:41 PM): and did you stop to think that you weren't right?
Y (2:42:52 PM): why do you think i am asking you
X (2:43:03 PM): I don't see why it matters
Y (2:43:05 PM): but maybe im not going to believe you like you don't believe me
X (2:43:18 PM): it wouldn't matter if I fudged a different girl every night
Y (2:43:41 PM): but no matter what i do you'll have a fricken fit
Y (2:43:54 PM): and why wouldn't it matter?
Y (2:43:57 PM): i think it would
X (2:43:57 PM): oh you're right, I'M having a fit
X (2:44:18 PM): how many times have you called me, texted me, messaged me?
Y (2:44:26 PM): yeah you know
Y (2:44:27 PM): whatever
Y (2:44:44 PM): sorry that i don't lke things to be fudged up between us
Y (2:44:51 PM): but your not sure if ou can even talk to me anymore
Y (2:44:54 PM): im done with it
X (2:45:12 PM): why would I?
Y (2:45:28 PM): we're not FUDGING TOGETHER if you didn't know that
X (2:45:29 PM): all you're trying to do is salvage something
Y (2:45:37 PM): yup your right
X (2:45:45 PM): I think you're the one that needs to know that
Y (2:46:12 PM): ok do you not get what i just did with another guy
Y (2:46:15 PM): like a couple days ago
Y (2:46:17 PM): ????????????????/
Y (2:46:23 PM): and you got all pissy
X (2:46:24 PM): uh
X (2:46:28 PM): sucked his dick
X (2:46:34 PM): gave him a hand job
Y (2:46:35 PM): what does it matter
X (2:46:37 PM): and fucked him
Y (2:46:50 PM): yup, and you decided you would tell everyone
Y (2:46:53 PM): including arnold
X (2:47:01 PM): arnold is my best freind
Y (2:47:01 PM): you say that i have to tell people everything
Y (2:47:05 PM): like when i told maria stuff
Y (2:47:09 PM): and you did the same exact thing
X (2:47:13 PM): don't blame me, blame yourself
Y (2:47:17 PM): yeah, you don't think maria is my best friend
Y (2:47:25 PM): blame myself for what??
X (2:47:26 PM): you talk poo about her
X (2:47:31 PM): how could she be?
Y (2:47:35 PM): i don't fudgin talk poo about maria
Y (2:47:44 PM): she's my cousin and a really good friend
Y (2:47:50 PM): i think you have your wires crossed
X (2:47:56 PM): YOU TALK POO ABOUT HER
X (2:47:59 PM): bridal mags
Y (2:48:04 PM): ok
Y (2:48:09 PM): thats talking poo
X (2:48:11 PM): you complain about that all the time instead of supporting her
Y (2:48:14 PM): NOT
X (2:48:19 PM): oh my god
X (2:48:22 PM): loe some more
Y (2:48:23 PM): oh my god to you
X (2:48:27 PM): lie*
Y (2:48:38 PM): ok
X (2:48:42 PM): you're not good at it or anything
Y (2:48:47 PM): fudge yoiu
Y (2:48:49 PM): &&YOU
Y (2:48:57 PM): Question
X (2:48:58 PM): wow
X (2:49:02 PM): creative
Y (2:49:11 PM): so why did you get mad when i told you about ALL of what happened
Y (2:49:14 PM): ???
X (2:49:17 PM): lol
X (2:49:19 PM): I wasn't
Y (2:49:22 PM): ok
X (2:49:23 PM): ask little timmy
X (2:49:25 PM): I was happy
Y (2:49:28 PM): SORRY, was it disappointed
Y (2:49:38 PM): then why the fudge did you text me and all that poo
Y (2:49:45 PM): saying that ronald and nancy heard
Y (2:49:49 PM): saying i was screaming his name
X (2:49:50 PM): because I can't stand being lied to
Y (2:49:54 PM): why would you ask if it wasn't a big deal
Y (2:50:03 PM): when did i lie to you??
X (2:50:07 PM): but now I realize that you do that alot
Y (2:50:15 PM): oh my god
Y (2:50:20 PM): you are so obnoxious
X (2:50:25 PM): I AM?
Y (2:50:37 PM): so when did i lie to you?
X (2:50:38 PM): god, you're reaching for anything
Y (2:50:45 PM): yup i am
X (2:51:02 PM): I don't know if you realize, but you have done alot of lieing to me
Y (2:51:21 PM): ok, i don't even know what to say to you
X (2:51:36 PM): nothing
Y (2:52:01 PM): god
Y (2:52:16 PM): why are you being such a fudging butthole?
X (2:52:20 PM): remember what I said would happen to you next year
Y (2:52:21 PM): thats what id like to knwo
Y (2:52:24 PM): *know
Y (2:52:29 PM): fudge that
Y (2:52:38 PM): next year this time i'll be fudging happy
X (2:52:42 PM): it's already happening
X (2:52:46 PM): oh god
X (2:53:00 PM): you know nothing about me
Y (2:53:02 PM): yup! BECAUSE IVE HAD SEX WITH 2 FUDGING GUYS!
Y (2:53:10 PM): i think you can same the same
Y (2:53:14 PM): *say the same
X (2:53:16 PM): you got used like the town bike
Y (2:53:24 PM): and there were prolly more that you didn't tell me about
X (2:53:26 PM): easy as cake
Y (2:53:39 PM): yup, that's why he wants to be with me
X (2:53:47 PM): go for it
X (2:53:48 PM): lol
Y (2:54:08 PM): nope, im already waiting for someone else
X (2:54:14 PM): good for you
X (2:54:18 PM): I don't wait
X (2:54:26 PM): I get what I want now
Y (2:54:33 PM): well you know, i only have to wait about twenty more days
Y (2:54:39 PM): and they say the best things come when you wait
X (2:54:52 PM): who?
X (2:54:56 PM): let me guess
X (2:55:00 PM): mr three lakes?
Y (2:55:08 PM): who the fudge is mr three lakes
X (2:55:10 PM): MR. ROGERS
Y (2:55:24 PM): and why is he mr 3 lakes
X (2:55:27 PM): no
X (2:55:31 PM): I was mistaken
Y (2:55:35 PM): oh ok
X (2:55:42 PM): its mr. rogers isn't it
Y (2:55:43 PM): you must do that alot
Y (2:55:54 PM): well i guess we'll just have to wait and see won't we
X (2:55:56 PM): makes sense
Y (2:56:04 PM): but then once summer comes you'll just think im doing to make you mad
X (2:56:17 PM): I won't even need to be mad
Y (2:56:17 PM): when ive been waiting for way longer that what you'd thing
Y (2:56:23 PM): *think
Y (2:56:30 PM): good, than you can be happy for us
X (2:56:38 PM): if you knew half the poo I have done, you would be really really mad
X (2:56:49 PM): more than I would ever be by something you did
Y (2:56:53 PM): oh, now whos reaching for anything??
X (2:57:15 PM): you seem to forget there is a difference between us
X (2:57:19 PM): you were in love...
Y (2:57:25 PM): oh my god
X (2:57:33 PM): bye
Y (2:57:39 PM): your an butthole
Y (2:57:46 PM): i hope you fudging get AIDS
Y (2:57:54 PM): im glad i just got checked
X (2:58:13 PM): hmmm
Y (2:58:28 PM): ok, and whos done alot of lying
X (2:58:32 PM): I bet I could say one name
X (2:58:33 PM): one
Y (2:58:35 PM): why the fuck do you think i could never trust you
X (2:58:43 PM): you could never trust me
X (2:58:51 PM): you were a fudging psycho
Y (2:58:52 PM): hhmm, what name
Y (2:58:56 PM): is it jenna jameson or asia carrera
X (2:59:01 PM): i don't know
X (2:59:07 PM): we'll have to see
Y (2:59:15 PM): well it doesn't matter cuz their both fudging nasty
X (2:59:20 PM): lol
X (2:59:21 PM): okay
X (2:59:23 PM): riiight
X (2:59:27 PM): shows what you know
Y (2:59:32 PM): ok, how many guys have they both slept with
X (2:59:39 PM): asia yeah, but not jenna
Y (2:59:42 PM): dude, your just disgusting me
X (2:59:45 PM): you're fudging stupid
Y (2:59:51 PM): your fudging dumb
X (2:59:58 PM): I am?
Y (3:00:04 PM): yeah, and whos the nasty one that did stuff with asia
X (3:00:14 PM): I did
Y (3:00:14 PM): i can't even believe you
X (3:00:15 PM): so what
Y (3:00:24 PM): oh, again, whos lying???
X (3:00:25 PM): she took advantage while I was drunk
X (3:00:36 PM): sounds familiar huh?
Y (3:00:39 PM): again, LYING!
X (3:00:45 PM): yeah
Y (3:00:47 PM): nope, for your info, i wasn
X (3:00:49 PM): drunk in Jack lake
Y (3:00:52 PM): *wasn't drunk
Y (3:00:57 PM): FUDGE YOU!
X (3:01:04 PM): and you were screaming his name
Y (3:01:05 PM): I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU FUDGING BURN IN HELL!
X (3:01:10 PM): lol
Y (3:01:12 PM): your a fudging weiner]
X (3:01:17 PM): church girl at her best
Y (3:01:21 PM): again, who the one lying?
Y (3:01:32 PM): yup, thanks to your wonderful butt
X (3:01:33 PM): I just told you didn't I?
Y (3:01:40 PM): ok, how long after
Y (3:01:44 PM): i seriously hate you
X (3:01:50 PM): god, if you could only see the grin on my face
Y (3:02:00 PM): so why did you lie to me?
Y (3:02:20 PM): but yet your so hypocritical towards me
Y (3:02:25 PM): i can't even fudging believe you
Y (3:02:34 PM): your so two-faced its almost funny
X (3:02:37 PM): you think I owe you an explanation after you told me to "Burn in hell?"
X (3:02:43 PM): riight
Y (3:02:58 PM): well maybe seven months ago when we were dating
Y (3:03:01 PM): AND YOU CHEATED ON ME
Y (3:03:03 PM): you could of told
Y (3:03:04 PM): me
X (3:03:29 PM): didn't feel like it
Y (3:03:40 PM): bcuz see i never did one thing, even though you thought i did
Y (3:03:47 PM): i should have never went out with you
X (3:03:55 PM): I shouldn't have wasted my time
Y (3:03:58 PM): bcuz everyone was right when they said i was SOO much better than you
Y (3:04:03 PM): im really startin to believe that
X (3:04:08 PM): I should have been having fun with friends
Y (3:04:13 PM): yeah
X (3:04:15 PM): wow
Y (3:04:23 PM): and fudging jenna jameson, asia carrera, and every other whore
X (3:04:34 PM): everyone I know is telling me you are psycho, and you call way way too much
Y (3:04:36 PM): i can't believe i wasted my VIRGINITY on you
X (3:04:37 PM): it's weird
X (3:04:42 PM): lol
X (3:04:46 PM): well, you did
Y (3:04:47 PM): well you won't have to worry about that anymore
X (3:04:53 PM): have fun with mr. rogers
Y (3:04:56 PM): oh i will
Y (3:05:12 PM): yeah, ill actually know what its like to be with a real man!
X (3:05:15 PM): I won't be upset
X (3:05:16 PM): I know
X (3:05:26 PM): I'll laugh
X (3:05:32 PM): I've called that for so long
Y (3:05:39 PM): im glad for you
Y (3:05:43 PM): well im happy for you
Y (3:05:46 PM): your sooo smart
X (3:05:53 PM): I knewit would happen
Y (3:06:00 PM): for you info
X (3:06:01 PM): wow
Y (3:06:13 PM): while we were dating i talked to him just about everynight
X (3:06:18 PM): I know
Y (3:06:18 PM): and i wondered why i was even with you
X (3:06:39 PM): I cheated on you with about 4 girls
X (3:06:40 PM): lol
Y (3:06:41 PM): oh but me sitting in his office was so much worse than you fucking around with serena
Y (3:06:49 PM): who
X (3:06:57 PM): doesn't matter
Y (3:06:58 PM): oh my god i want to kill you
X (3:06:59 PM): now dies it
X (3:07:02 PM): does*
Y (3:07:04 PM): you are such a bastard
X (3:07:10 PM): maybe you won't call me
Y (3:07:20 PM): im never talking to you again in my life
X (3:07:25 PM): that's what I've been wanting...uh...abotu all FUDGING YEAR
Y (3:07:32 PM): FUDGE YOU
Y (3:07:34 PM): dogy dick
Y (3:07:37 PM): burn in hell
X (3:07:37 PM): lol
Y (3:07:43 PM): with all your STD's
X (3:07:54 PM): you got tested didn't you?
X (3:08:02 PM): dumb female dog
Y (3:08:04 PM): of course
Y signed off at 3:08:24 PM.

This is why all girls think guys are dicks. They push us until the point where a usually laid back person like me finally snaps and explains how psycho she really is. Well, and a few other comments and confessions in the heat of the moment.

2006-02-21T17:33:00.000-05:00

Nothing To Do

Welcome to UW Platteville. Much like every city or town that I have ever lived in, there is nothing to do. I mean, there obviously is something to do, but nobody wants to do it. Most people would much rather sit around and complain that there isn't anything to do, than to actually do something. I am the exception. It always seems that I'm the one finding things to do. I don't know how this happened, but I adopted it quicky upon coming to this university.

When I was younger, I always had to have something to do. Even if that "something to do" was annoying my big brother to the point of taking trim off his door to gain entry, I did it. After I passed this phase, my brother and I started getting along better. Up until about 2 years ago, we couldn't really be around eachother for longer than 4 days without being at eachothers throats. Before this would happen and we got to the point of reaching for the closest sharp object, we would enjoy a nice video game. Come to think of it, I think the reason why we fought is because I would start beating him. He can't take a loss to his nuisance of a little brother. As time went on, we got along better, because he had to accept the fact that I would beat him once in a while.

Sophomore year in high school, we moved "up north" and my brother went to college. At about that time, I was getting closer to my brothers level, but he would still beat me most of the time. After he left, I played video games with friends. Now, this was strange to me, but they all sucked. Nobody could even give me a challenge. After high school I got accepted to UW Platteville. I don't know how. Act of god maybe, but it didn't take long for my friends there to decide that they didn't want to play video games with me anymore. A good friend of mine, and now my roommate told me that he would kill me in Goldeneye. For those of you who don't know what Goldeneye is... hold your hand open towards your computer screen, and as fast as you can, hit yourself in the head. So, I can't turn down a challenge, I brought my N64 to college, and showed him what Bond was all about.

It didn't matter the scenario, I would dominate with no problem. If you are a younger sibling, you know how good it feels to do the things to people that your older sibling did to you. It was great, I didn't even have to try and I would win with ease. Sadly, my friends got smart and decided that they weren't going to play me anymore. This was a sad day. I had to convince people that I wasn't good at a game to persuade them to play with me. There is only a small number of times that someone will fall for the same trick, because this worked only a few times, I was soon back to playing games by myself. But on the bright side, now everyone has something to do... they sit in my room, and watch me play video games.

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